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The date on this post is my 50th birthday. Let's see if I'm still here by then....
Did you know that Eagles mate for life?
Well, one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. He went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning, he decided that he must get himself another mate, but he just might like to cross the feather barrier, he thought. So, he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but all the DOVE would say is, "I am a DOVE; I want to Love! I am a DOVE; I want to love!" Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the Dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the LOON would sayis, "I am a LOON; I want to spoon! I am a LOON; I want to spoon!" Egads, out with the LOON.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous DUCK, so He brought the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the DUCK would say was... well, you know ......
Now. What would a DUCK say???
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Now that's just plain dirty! ...... The DUCK didn`t say THAT!!!!! SHAME ON YOU! What an awful thing to think!
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The Duck said, "I am a DRAKE; you made a MISTAKE! I am a DRAKE; you made a MISTAKE!"
Is there anybody out there...
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